Demo order theater

Build it. We won’t charge you.

This is a product demo, not a payment flow. Stack the cart, mint a comedy order number, screenshot the receipt. Real chicken still happens at the truck window — with real money, like a civilized bird.

Add from menu

No Stripe. No cards. No “gotcha.” Just vibes and an order ID.

Demo order received

PK-XXXX

Spiritual kitchen ETA: — minutes

Status: Fired the fryers (spiritually)

*** Not a real charge · Pay at the truck ***

Phat Koks

Austin · Clean bird · Phat crunch
*** DEMO RECEIPT — NOT A CHARGE ***

DEMO TOTAL$0.00

Find the truck → pay at the window
Sunday? Look across from the closed palace.

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How the theater works

Designed so investors and hungry people both get the joke in under 30 seconds.

Step 1

Stack the demo cart

Menu → Add. Cart lives in your browser only. Nothing leaves the device.

Step 2

Mint a comedy ID

We invent an order number and a kitchen ETA. Zero payment rails. Pure product theater.

Step 3

Find us IRL

Bring the energy (and actual cash/card) to the window. Or point at the board and say “the usual phat.”